Blue Mountain State

After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy.

The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, "Rudy-like" son of a local booster.

Alex, Thad and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and try to track her down. Meanwhile, sammy ends up in an abusive relationship. Denise Richards guest stars.

Alex sleeps with the Dean's wife, who just so happens to be Coach Daniels' ex-wife (Denise Richards).

During a bye week, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro. Stacy Keibler guest stars.

During rivalry weekend, Thad steals Overland University's mascot which escapes and wreaks havoc on the BMS campus. Boomer Esiason & Craig Carton appear.

Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid conditioning obligations. Meanwhile, mary Jo becomes Thad's personal cheerleader.

Thad tries to teach the team a lesson by getting them tossed in the drunk tank the night before a big game and Sammy tries to break them out. Denise Richards guest stars.

The team is a game away from an undefeated season when Radon is injured in practice and Alex may have to start. meanwhile, Coach Daniels suffers a heart attack. Dan Patrick and Chuck Liddell guest star.